plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
if I had to rate my sexuality on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being heterosexual and 10 being homosexual, I would rate it √-1
IM SO FUCKING MAD THIS TEXT POST NEVER GOT SUCCESSFUL ITS A FUCKING MATH JOKE THE JOKE IS THAT MY SEXUALITY IS IMAGINARY I THOUGHT YOU TUMBLR PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS THIS IS THE BEST DAMN TEXT POST I HAVE EVER MADE FUCK YOU ALL